The Jerkish Guys (really, should be called boys for your behavior) :
You all might be surprised how much girls really know about you, you all think you're all cleaver with your little games.
You're not.
Us women (yes WOMEN, because we are far more mature/superior/smart/everything than you), we know how you little turds work.
you all like to: find some pretty girl, be like "dannnng, look at that (insert body part here)!", hit her up on facebook, text her, etc. tell her how gorgeous she is, pull a Cameron Stroud and say "i'm tryin to get to know yah" as if shes gonna be all friendly (she probably will if she thinks your hot), ask her to hang out while you're sending all these happy faces and winks and crap.
Then if she is stupid enough to hang with you, which she usually is, you guys meet up or you pick her up or whatever, you're all on the sweet side like "wow you look cute" or in while hanging out "i'm really having a really great time" when you'd rather be playing COD or sleeping or anything else but that.
Then as time goes on, you decide, well yeah i'll ask her out because she's hot and nice and hot. so her being stupid, again, says "like oh em gee like totally yeah i'd love to<3 <3 <3 <3"
Then you're all sweet and nice and like totally telling her you're head over heals and she totes believes you when she actually feels that way about you.
She trusts you and like you lots and does a lot of crap for you and just totally is like liking you a lot, and you're like "yeah...babe....coool..." while you're all hiding things but totally saying you're trusting her and things are so amazing and whatever other cheap stuff you got.
then one day you're kickin' it with the homies, or on facebook, or whatever and...
BAM!!!
dannnnnngggg that chicks a lot hotter. so you hit her up and blah blah blah and the rest is history with the other girl.
Break her heart but you know, she was a good time for September, but now its October and you need the next best thing for the Fall!
oh yeah, and then you and your "homies" are all like "nah that girl before was like trashy compared to this new girl, but the other girl is still iiiitte" so you don't look stupid for getting with her.
us women know how you guys work, theres a lot more i could say, and ohhhhhh oh oh oh dont think that that's all we know is what i stated, mmm nuh uh, we know lots more, but i've already written a novel, so i'll spare you the basics ;)
don't do that shady stuff, its gonna come around and bite you in the butt someday!